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Una pareja de novios de pie, sonriendo y tomados de la mano contra un fondo verde desenfocado, ilustrando una conexi\u00f3n alegre.<\/em><\/p>\nYes, I\u2019ll Marry You \u2013 por Pam Ayres<\/h3>\n
Pam Ayres, conocida por su poes\u00eda ingeniosa y observacional, presenta una lista pragm\u00e1tica (y divertid\u00edsima) de los deberes menos glamorosos que implica el matrimonio. Es una visi\u00f3n humor\u00edstica del compromiso, reconociendo los desaf\u00edos y afirmando, en \u00faltima instancia, la decisi\u00f3n de casarse.<\/p>\n
\u201cYes, I\u2019ll marry you, my dear. And here\u2019s the reason why: So I can push you out of bed When the baby starts to cry. And if we hear a knocking And it\u2019s creepy and it\u2019s late, I hand you the torch you see, And you investigate.<\/p>\n
Yes, I\u2019ll marry you, my dear, You may not apprehend it, But when the tumble-drier goes It\u2019s you that has to mend it. You have to face the neighbour Should our Labrador attack him, And if a drunkard fondles me It\u2019s you that has to whack him.<\/p>\n
Yes, I\u2019ll marry you, my dear, You\u2019re virile and you\u2019re lean, My house is like a pigsty You can help to keep it clean. That sexy little dinner Which you served by candlelight, As I do chipolatas, You can cook it every night!!!<\/p>\n
It\u2019s you who has to work the drill And put up curtain track, And when I\u2019ve got PMT it\u2019s you who gets the flak, I do see great advantages, But none of them for you, And so before you see the light, I DO, I DO, I DO!!\u201d<\/p>\n
Este poema utiliza la exageraci\u00f3n para lograr un efecto c\u00f3mico, enumerando una letan\u00eda de tareas e inconvenientes que la hablante felizmente delega a su futuro c\u00f3nyuge. Destaca los aspectos pr\u00e1cticos y menos rom\u00e1nticos de la pareja con un gui\u00f1o c\u00f3mplice.<\/p>\n
Marriage \u2013 por Anon<\/h3>\n
Este poema an\u00f3nimo ofrece una lista r\u00e1pida y rimada de las experiencias contrastantes dentro del matrimonio, desde lo dulce (“Kissing and loving”) hasta lo no tan dulce (“pushing and shoving”, “screaming and swearing”). Su humor reside en la r\u00e1pida yuxtaposici\u00f3n de lo ideal y la realidad, reconociendo el hermoso desorden que el amor y el matrimonio pueden ser.<\/p>\n
Marriage is about giving and taking And forging and forsaking Kissing and loving and pushing and shoving Caring and sharing and screaming and swearing<\/p>\n
About being together whatever the weather About being driven to the end of your tether About sweetness and kindness And wisdom and blindness<\/p>\n
It\u2019s about being strong when you\u2019re feeling quite weak It\u2019s about saying nothing when you\u2019re dying to speak It\u2019s about being wrong when you know you are right It\u2019s about giving in, before there\u2019s a fight It\u2019s about you two living as cheaply as one (you can give us a call if you know how that\u2019s done!)<\/p>\n
Never heeding advice that was always well meant Never counting the cost until it\u2019s all spent And for you two today it\u2019s about to begin And for all that the two of you had to put in Some days filled with joy, and some days with sadness Too late you\u2019ll discover that marriage is madness.<\/p>\n
El encanto de este poema proviene de su honestidad y cinismo juguet\u00f3n, reconociendo que el amor no es solo romance; tambi\u00e9n es negociaci\u00f3n, paciencia y locura compartida.<\/p>\n
I\u2019ll Be There For You \u2013 Por Louise Cuddon<\/h3>\n
Este poema utiliza ejemplos humor\u00edsticos y espec\u00edficos de desastres y frustraciones cotidianas para ilustrar un apoyo inquebrantable. El estribillo “Estar\u00e9 all\u00ed” (“I’ll be there”), aplicado a escenarios como trenes perdidos, fotos malas o computadoras que se bloquean, crea un contraste divertido entre problemas triviales y un compromiso profundo.<\/p>\n
I\u2019ll be there my darling, through thick and through thin When your mind\u2019s in a mess and your head\u2019s in a spin When your plane\u2019s been delayed, and you\u2019ve missed the last train. When life is just threatening to drive you insane<\/p>\n
When your thrilling whodunit has lost its last page When somebody tells you, you\u2019re looking your age When your coffee\u2019s too cool, and your wine is too warm When the forecast said \u201cFine\u201d, but you\u2019re out in a storm<\/p>\n
When your quick break hotel, turns into a slum And your holiday photos show only your thumb<\/p>\n
When you park for five minutes in a resident\u2019s bay And return to discover you\u2019ve been towed away<\/p>\n
When the jeans that you bought in hope or in haste Just stick on your hips and don\u2019t reach round your waist When the food you most like brings you out in red rashes When as soon as you boot up the bloody thing crashes<\/p>\n
So my darling, my sweetheart, my dear\u2026 When you break a rule, when you act the fool When you\u2019ve got the flu, when you\u2019re in a stew When you\u2019re last in the queue, don\u2019t feel blue \u2018cause I\u2019m telling you, I\u2019ll be there.<\/p>\n
Es una visi\u00f3n moderna del compromiso, prometiendo apoyo no solo para las principales crisis de la vida, sino tambi\u00e9n para sus molestias diarias y relacionables, lo que lo hace genuinamente divertido y sincero. Incluso podr\u00edas encontrar este poema perfecto para compartir con tu colecci\u00f3n de poemas de amor para mi novia<\/a>.<\/p>\n M\u00e1s all\u00e1 de los h\u00e1bitos, algunos poemas de amor divertidos ofrecen observaciones ingeniosas sobre la din\u00e1mica entre parejas, destacando las juguetonas luchas de poder, los compromisos y la forma \u00fanica en que dos personas navegan la vida juntas.<\/p>\n Este poema adopta un tono conversacional, casi instructivo, ofreciendo consejos paralelos tanto al esposo como a la esposa sobre c\u00f3mo manejar al otro. Su humor proviene de los estereotipos ligeramente anticuados pero a\u00fan reconocibles y del secreto compartido de que cada pareja piensa que est\u00e1 “manejando” sutilmente al otro.<\/p>\n When you marry her, love her. After you marry her, study her. When she is blue, cheer her. When she is talkative, by all means listen to her. If she dresses well, compliment her. When she is cross, humour her. If she is jealous, cure her. If she is lonely, comfort her. When she looks pretty, tell her so. Let her feel you understand her. But never let her know she isn\u2019t the boss.<\/p>\n When you marry him, love him. After you marry him, study him. When he is secretive, trust him. If he is sad, cheer him. When he is talkative, listen to him. When he is quarrelsome, ignore him. If he is jealous, cure him. If he cares nought for pleasure, coax him. If he favours society, accompany him. When he deserves it, kiss him. Let him think you understand him. But never let him know you manage him.<\/p>\n La estructura paralela y la l\u00ednea final conspiratoria para cada pareja hacen de esta una pieza encantadoramente divertida sobre el arte de la pareja.<\/p>\n Algunos poemas utilizan lenguaje metaf\u00f3rico para describir juguetonamente los ingredientes y el esfuerzo que se dedican a una relaci\u00f3n duradera, present\u00e1ndola como una receta humor\u00edstica para la felicidad.<\/p>\n Presentado como una receta, este poema enumera “ingredientes” abstractos como “True Love”, “perfect trust” y “good humour”, junto con el pr\u00e1ctico “good helping of work”. El humor radica en aplicar la estructura de una receta de reposter\u00eda al concepto abstracto de un matrimonio feliz, culminando con la instrucci\u00f3n de “decorar con besos… y palabras tiernas”.<\/p>\n Take: 1 heaped portion of True Love 1heaped cup of perfect trust and confidence 1 heaped cup of tenderness (the most tender available) 1 heaped cup of good humour 1 tablespoon of good spirits<\/p>\n Blend well with: 1 heaped cup of unselfishness A dash of interest in all one does and a good helping of work. Mix all ingredients with a pint of sympathy and understanding combined. Flavour with loving companionship.<\/p>\n Bake well all your life. Ice with kisses, fond hope and tender words This cake keeps well and should be served often<\/p>\n Es una visi\u00f3n dulce y divertida de los elementos necesarios para una pareja satisfactoria.<\/p>\n Similar a “Happiness Cake”, este poema utiliza la met\u00e1fora de hornear un pastel para el matrimonio, pero con ingredientes ligeramente diferentes como “blindness of faults” y “rippling laughter”. La instrucci\u00f3n de “bake gently for ever” a\u00f1ade un toque de romance duradero al divertido concepto.<\/p>\n 4Lb of love 1\/2Lb of sweet temper 1Lb of butter of youth 1Lb of blindness of faults 1Lb of pounded wit 1Lb of good humour 2Lbs of sweet argument 1 Pint of rippling laughter 1 Wine glass of common sense A dash of modesty<\/p>\n Put the love, good looks and a sweet temper into a well-furnished house. Beat the butter of youth into a cream and mix well together with the blindness of faults. Stir the pounded wit and good humour into the sweet argument, then add the rippling laughter and common sense. Work the whole together until everything is well mixed and bake gently for ever.<\/p>\n Ambos poemas del pastel ofrecen una forma caprichosa y desenfadada de pensar en el esfuerzo y la alegr\u00eda que implica construir una vida juntos.<\/p>\n Los poetas contempor\u00e1neos a menudo aportan una perspectiva fresca, a veces exc\u00e9ntrica, al amor, utilizando met\u00e1foras inesperadas y escenarios modernos e identificables para expresar afecto de una manera divertida.<\/p>\n El poema de Adrian Henri ofrece una serie de definiciones para el amor que van desde lo mundano (“feeling cold in the back of vans”) hasta lo ligeramente absurdo (“a fan club with only two fans”) y lo \u00edntimo (“white panties lying all forlorn”). Las im\u00e1genes dispersas, aparentemente no relacionadas, crean un mosaico de lo que el amor se siente en momentos reales y poco glamorosos, lo cual es a la vez divertido y sorprendentemente conmovedor.<\/p>\n Love is\u2026 Love is feeling cold in the back of vans Love is a fan club with only two fans Love is walking holding paint stained hands<\/p>\n Love is. Love is fish and chips on winter nights Love is blankets full of strange delights Love is when you don\u2019t put out the light<\/p>\n Love is Love is the presents in Christmas shops Love is when you\u2019re feeling Top of the Pops Love is what happens when the music stops<\/p>\n Love is Love is white panties lying all forlorn Love is pink nightdresses still slightly warm Love is when you have to leave at dawn<\/p>\n Love is Love is you and love is me Love is prison and love is free Love\u2019s what\u2019s there when you are away from me<\/p>\n Love is\u2026<\/p>\n La fuerza del poema reside en sus detalles cotidianos e identificables que capturan el confort casual y los momentos inesperados del amor.<\/p>\n Utilizando la caprichosa met\u00e1fora de los dinosaurios, Edward Monkton cuenta una historia sobre la aceptaci\u00f3n y el perd\u00f3n en una relaci\u00f3n. El humor proviene de atribuir din\u00e1micas y peculiaridades de relaciones humanas (como ser “overly fond of things” o “keen on shopping”) a feroces dinosaurios.<\/p>\n The fierce Dinosaur was trapped inside his cage of ice. Although it was cold he was happy in there. It was, after all, his cage.Then along came the Lovely Other Dinosaur.The Lovely Other Dinosaur melted the Dinosaur\u2019s cage with kind words and loving thoughts.I like this Dinosaur thought the Lovely Other Dinosaur.Although he is fierce he is also tender and he is funny.He is also quite clever though I will not tell him this for now.I like this Lovely Other Dinosaur, thought the Dinosaur. She is beautiful and she is different and she smells so nice.She is also a free spirit which is a quality I much admire in a dinosaur.But he can be so distant and so peculiar at times, thought the Lovely Other Dinosaur.He is also overly fond of things.Are all Dinosaurs so overly fond of things?But her mind skips from here to there so quickly thought the Dinosaur. She is also uncommonly keen on shopping.Are all Lovely Other Dinosaurs so uncommonly keen on shopping?I will forgive his peculiarity and his concern for things, thought the Lovely Other Dinosaur. For they are part of what makes him a richly charactered individual.I will forgive her skipping mind and her fondness for shopping, thought the Dinosaur. For she fills our life with beautiful thoughts and wonderful surprises. Besides, I am not unkeen on shopping either.Now the Dinosaur and the Lovely Other Dinosaur are old.Look at them.Together they stand on the hill telling each other stories and feeling the warmth of the sun on their backs.And that, my friends, is how it is with love.Let us all be Dinosaurs and Lovely Other Dinosaurs together.For the sun is warm.And the world is a beautiful place.<\/p>\n La naturaleza aleg\u00f3rica y los adorables personajes de dinosaurios hacen de esta una representaci\u00f3n \u00fanica, divertida y dulce del amor duradero y la aceptaci\u00f3n mutua.<\/p>\n Este poema contempor\u00e1neo extrae humor de las referencias a la cultura pop, pidi\u00e9ndole a una pareja que personifique parejas ficticias queridas (y a veces disfuncionales) como Homer y Marge, Tom y Barbara, Lily y Herman Munster, y el Sr. y la Sra. Huxtable. La naturaleza identificable (y ligeramente imperfecta) de estas parejas, contrastada con la devoci\u00f3n del hablante, crea una expresi\u00f3n de amor divertida y moderna.<\/p>\n Be my Homer I wanna be your Marge. If I\u2019m your Norfolk Broads Will you be my barge? Let\u2019s please be Tom and Barbara, I will show you The Good Life. Even though we\u2019re not yet married I would love to be your wife. I\u2019ve the passion Lily Munster has for her dear Herman. I would love you if you were ginger, I would love you if you were German. Like Mr and Mrs Huxtable, We\u2019d smooch even when we\u2019re wrinkly. I\u2019ll even consider ironing your shirts, But I hope you like them crinkly. Like Mr and Mrs Incredible I\u2019m flexible and you\u2019re tough. But if you promise to be my true love That will always be enough. Like Bonny and that Clyde guy without all the dying. Like Gwyneth and that Coldplay man without all the crying. 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Una pareja de reci\u00e9n casados camina de la mano por un sendero bordeado de flores, sugiriendo un viaje rom\u00e1ntico juntos.<\/em><\/p>\nPerspectivas divertidas sobre la pareja<\/h2>\n
When You Marry \u2013 por Anon<\/h3>\n
Recetas para el amor (con una pizca de humor)<\/h2>\n
Happiness Cake<\/h3>\n
A Good Wedding Cake \u2013 por Anon<\/h3>\n
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Una escena r\u00fastica al aire libre con sillas y decoraciones, sugiriendo un entorno relajado y natural para una reuni\u00f3n o ceremonia.<\/em><\/p>\nExpresiones de amor modernas y peculiares<\/h2>\n
Love is \u2013 por Adrian Henri<\/h3>\n
A lovely Love Story \u2013 por Edward Monkton<\/h3>\n
Be my Homer \u2013 por Anon<\/h3>\n
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Una pareja de pie bajo un arco r\u00fastico adornado con vegetaci\u00f3n y flores blancas, compartiendo un momento con un coche cl\u00e1sico al fondo.<\/em><\/p>\n