The holidays are a time for joy, family, and of course, laughter. What better way to embrace the festive spirit than with a collection of Funny Poems About Holidays? From Santa’s clumsiness to reindeer mishaps, these poems are sure to bring a smile to your face and a chuckle to your heart. Whether you’re gathered around the Christmas tree, lighting the menorah, or celebrating Kwanzaa, these humorous verses will add an extra sprinkle of mirth to your celebrations.
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Hilarious Holiday Rhymes for Every Occasion
From short and silly ditties perfect for Christmas cards to longer, more elaborate narratives, there’s a funny holiday poem here for everyone. We’ve even included some humorous poems inspired by holiday songs!
Short and Sweet: Quick Giggles for the Festive Season
These bite-sized poems are perfect for sharing a quick laugh with loved ones.
Snowball by Shel Silverstein
I made myself a snowball,
As perfect as could be,
I thought I’d keep it as a pet,
And let it sleep with me.
I made it some pajamas,
And a pillow for its head,
Then last night it ran away,
But first – it wet the bed!
A Chubby Snowman (Anon)
A chubby little snowman
Had a carrot nose.
Along came a bunny,
And what do you suppose?
That hungry little bunny,
Looking for some lunch,
Grabbed that snowman’s nose,
Nibble, nibble, crunch!
Longer Laughs: Humorous Holiday Tales
For those who enjoy a more detailed narrative, these longer poems offer extended amusement.
Puppies’ Christmas (Anon)
It’s the day before Christmas
And all through the house
The puppies are squeaking
An old rubber mouse.
The wreath which had merrily
Hung on the door
Is scattered in pieces
All over the floor.
(Excerpt from) A Politically Correct Christmas (Anon)
Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…
How to live in a world that’s politically correct?
His workers no longer would answer to “Elves”,
“Vertically Challenged” they were calling themselves.
Song-Inspired Silliness: Poems with a Tune
These poems take their inspiration from well-known holiday songs, adding a humorous twist to familiar tunes.
(Excerpt from) Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer by Randy Brooks
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas eve
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
(Excerpt from) I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas by John Rox
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
Don’t want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy
I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy
A Final Sprinkle of Holiday Cheer
These funny poems about holidays offer a lighthearted way to celebrate the season. Share them with friends and family, include them in your holiday cards, or simply enjoy them yourself for a dose of festive cheer. May your holidays be filled with laughter, love, and the joy of shared moments.