Looking for a quick chuckle? A burst of laughter to brighten your day? Then dive into this collection of funny short rhymes, perfect for adults who appreciate a touch of silliness. These bite-sized poems are packed with wit, wordplay, and just the right amount of absurdity. Share them with friends, family, or anyone who needs a good laugh.
Contents
- Short and Sweet: Rhymes to Tickle Your Funny Bone
- A Man from Peru
- A Trip to the Zoo?
- Keith and His Teeth
- Doggy Shower
- Aging Gracefully?
- Canine Paradise
- A Touch of Whimsy: Rhymes with a Twist
- Mirror, Mirror
- Honey-Glazed Peas
- Raspberry Jam Disaster
- Roses and…You
- Lost in Kent
- A Final Chuckle: More Short and Funny Rhymes
- Honey Bear Dreams
- Rainy Day Mishap
- Fishy Food for Thought
- An Unpleasant Aroma
Short and Sweet: Rhymes to Tickle Your Funny Bone
These short, witty rhymes are designed for a quick giggle. They’re perfect for sharing on social media, sending in a text, or just enjoying on your own.
A Man from Peru
There once was a man from Peru,
Who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He woke up at night,
With a terrible fright,
To find out his dream had come true!
A Trip to the Zoo?
Our school trip was a special occasion,
But we never reached our destination.
Instead of the zoo,
I was locked in the loo,
Of the toilet at the service station!
Keith and His Teeth
An elderly man called Keith,
Mislaid his set of false teeth.
They’d been laid on a chair,
He’d forgot they were there,
Sat down, and was bitten beneath.
Doggy Shower
I am a dog,
And you are a flower.
I lift my leg up,
And give you a shower!
Aging Gracefully?
When I’m old and mankey,
I’ll never use a hanky.
I’ll wee on plants,
And soil my pants!
Canine Paradise
All doggies go to heaven—or so I’ve been told.
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight?
Why, because there’s not a single cat in sight!
A Touch of Whimsy: Rhymes with a Twist
These poems add a dash of whimsy to the everyday, making the mundane amusing.
Mirror, Mirror
That’s not my age; it’s just not true.
My heart is young; the time just flew.
I’m staring at this strange old face,
And someone else is in my place!
Honey-Glazed Peas
I eat my peas with honey,
I’ve done it all my life.
It makes the peas taste funny,
But it keeps them on the knife!
Raspberry Jam Disaster
She fell into the bathtub,
She fell into the sink.
She fell into the raspberry jam,
And came out pink!
Roses and…You
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty,
What happened to you!
Lost in Kent
There was a young lady of Kent,
Whose nose was most awfully bent.
She followed her nose,
One day, I suppose,
And no one knows which way she went.
A Final Chuckle: More Short and Funny Rhymes
These last few rhymes offer a final dose of humor, leaving you with a smile.
Honey Bear Dreams
If I were a furry bear,
And had a furry tummy,
I’d climb into a honey jar
And make my tummy yummy!
Rainy Day Mishap
There once was a child in Spain,
Who loved to play in the rain.
One day he tripped,
And broke his hip,
Now he is in serious pain.
Fishy Food for Thought
Last night at dinner we had some fish,
And though I tried, I did not finish.
My mother told me while I chewed,
“Brains love fish over all other food.”
An Unpleasant Aroma
She avoided my eye contact,
And ticked my work in green.
But she knew that her body smells,
Were foul and quite obscene.
This collection of funny short rhymes offers a lighthearted escape from the everyday. Whether you’re looking for a quick laugh or a moment of levity, these poems are sure to tickle your funny bone.