A collection of funny haikus
Haikus, with their concise 5-7-5 syllable structure, are known for their evocative imagery and poignant themes. But they can also be surprisingly funny! This collection of funniest haikus showcases the humorous potential of this traditional Japanese poetic form. From the mundane to the absurd, these short bursts of wit are guaranteed to tickle your funny bone.
Laugh-Out-Loud Haiku Humor
Here are some of the funniest haikus we’ve compiled, designed to bring a smile to your face:
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Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don’t make sense.
Refrigerator. -
You never feed me.
Perhaps I’ll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you. -
The rule for today:
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow. -
Shoe laces. Must attack!
Wait, didn’t know that was you.
My bad, human friend. -
Wanna go outside?
Oh NO! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside! -
World is vast and wide.
So much out there to explore.
Right now, let’s eat lunch. -
Company coming?
And your house is a big mess?
Just put on lipstick. -
You use computers.
iPods, mobiles, cameras…
Why not write letters? -
You think you’re so big.
With your fancy little words.
This is not so hard. -
Girl sat on a swing.
Trying to sing a song for God.
Missing Him, not me. -
Ask for opinions.
Mull it over carefully.
Do what you want, then. -
I sat on the pin.
It did not give me a grin.
Buy some marmalade. -
I think haikus suck.
Has to be five, seven, five.
Who came up with this? -
The ocean is big,
And also it is pretty,
Pretty freakin’ wet. -
I knew this gambler.
He bet it all on a bluff.
He is now homeless. -
I met a man, Stan.
His nature is Afghani.
Yes! Afghanistan. -
Row, row, row your boat.
Gently down the stream you float.
Life is so extreme. -
I’m much funnier
When I am drunk off my butt.
Sadly, I’m sober. -
Advice for those in
A difficult position:
First, be flexible. -
My cow gives less milk
Now that it has been eaten
By a fierce dragon. -
In case of not being
Able to count up to seven,
You can use fingers. -
I like kittens, YEAH!
They are really fluffy, YEAH!
OMG KITTENS! -
My breakfast today:
Bacon, eggs, and ice water.
I feel so healthy. -
Fat man sees small door.
He knows he cannot fit through.
Tears flow free now. -
Five syllables here.
Seven more syllables here.
Are you happy now?
The Power of Funny Haikus
These funniest haikus demonstrate the versatility of this poetic form. While haikus can be deeply philosophical and moving, they can also be lighthearted and amusing. The strict syllable count adds to the humor, creating a surprising punchline effect. So next time you’re looking for a quick laugh, try reading a funny haiku!