A collection of funny haikus
Haiku, a traditional Japanese poetry form, is known for its brevity and evocative imagery. But who says haiku can’t be funny? This collection of Funniest Haiku poems proves that humor can fit neatly within the 5-7-5 syllable structure. Get ready to chuckle at these bite-sized bursts of wit.
A Dose of 5-7-5 Humor
Haiku’s simple form provides a surprising canvas for comedic effect. The juxtaposition of seemingly unrelated images, the unexpected twist in the final line, or the sheer absurdity of the subject matter can elicit a laugh. Here are some prime examples:
Domestic Disputes:
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You never feed me.
Perhaps I’ll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you. -
The rule for today.
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.
Existential Crises:
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Wanna go outside.
Oh NO! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside! -
World is vast and wide.
So much out there to explore.
Right now, let’s eat lunch.
Modern Life Observations:
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Company coming?
And your house is a big mess?
Just put on lipstick. -
You use computers.
IPods, mobiles, cameras.
Why not write letters?
Meta Haiku:
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I think haikus suck.
Has to be five seven five.
Who came up with this? -
Five syllables here.
Seven more syllables here.
Are you happy now?
More Laughs in Haiku Form
Random Musings:
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Shoe laces. Must attack
at once. Didn’t know that
was you. -
Girl sat on a swing.
Trying to sing a song for god.
Missing him, not me. -
I sat on the pin.
It did not give me a grin.
Buy some marmalade. -
The ocean is big,
And also it is pretty,
Pretty freakin’ wet. -
I knew this gambler.
He bet it all on a bluff.
He is now homeless. -
I met a man, Stan.
His nature is Afghani.
Yes! Afghanistan. -
Row row row your boat.
Rowing gently down the stream.
Life is so extreme. -
I’m much funnier.
when i am drunk off my butt.
sadly, i’m sober.
Absurdist Humor:
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My cow gives less milk,
now that it has been eaten,
by a fierce dragon. -
In case of not being,
able to count up to seven,
you can use your fingers. -
I like kittens, YEAH!
They are really fluffy, YEAH!
OMG KITTENS. -
My breakfast today,
bacon, eggs, and ice water.
I feel so healthy. -
Fat man sees small door,
he knows he cannot fit through,
tears flow free now.
Beyond the Funniest Haiku
This collection demonstrates the versatility of haiku, proving that even the most concise form can pack a comedic punch. While these are some of the funniest haiku examples, the possibilities for humor within this structured format are endless. Why not try your hand at crafting your own hilarious 5-7-5 creations?